A fail that cannot be describe simply as a fail, or an epic fail. This level of failure requires the new adjective of 'Galactic'.
by entmike June 15, 2008
by Sirus May 15, 2003
A form of intimate sexual stimulation involving just you and a sexual partner, hits of ecstasy*, and your individual or joined levels of creativity and imagination. Unlike traditional courting circumstances, Galactic Sextasy can occur anywhere, at anytime, with anyone.
For me, Galactic Sextasy occurs when a male and female astronaut set aside an entire day in which they get together and let their imaginations take them far, far away on a thizz-tasticly erotic outer space adventure. With stimulant addition ones imagination can often times open up to a plethora of unpredictably unique sexual possibilities. Say theres a girl whom youre interested in and she somehow becomes interested in you. With Galactic Sextasy you could be tongue-tickling her star-studded sparklebox while stimulating the north star of her kitty constellation and simultaneously radiating an intense multitude of deep space pleasure tremors all throughout the coveted G-star in the luscious depths of her Hyman Cosmos.
*Footnote: Taking ecstasy pills before mentally departing on your naughty deep space adventure is crucial to the experience. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be totally thizzled out, floating through a meteor shower while getting a blow job? There are no ends to the possibilities because there are no ends to what you can imagine, so keep your eyes to the skies, your thoughts unique and creative, and just keep on poppin em.
For me, Galactic Sextasy occurs when a male and female astronaut set aside an entire day in which they get together and let their imaginations take them far, far away on a thizz-tasticly erotic outer space adventure. With stimulant addition ones imagination can often times open up to a plethora of unpredictably unique sexual possibilities. Say theres a girl whom youre interested in and she somehow becomes interested in you. With Galactic Sextasy you could be tongue-tickling her star-studded sparklebox while stimulating the north star of her kitty constellation and simultaneously radiating an intense multitude of deep space pleasure tremors all throughout the coveted G-star in the luscious depths of her Hyman Cosmos.
*Footnote: Taking ecstasy pills before mentally departing on your naughty deep space adventure is crucial to the experience. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be totally thizzled out, floating through a meteor shower while getting a blow job? There are no ends to the possibilities because there are no ends to what you can imagine, so keep your eyes to the skies, your thoughts unique and creative, and just keep on poppin em.
"Dude, did you see that girl I left Walter's party with last night? She was a freak!
"No shit, what happened?"
"Well, she is pretty into to raving I guess so when we got back to her apartment she brought out some thizz and we started rolling so tough! I couldn’t stop feeling myself and I guess she couldn't stop feeling me either cause one thing lead to another and before long she was boarding my love rocket with intentions to bone! The shuttle launched from fellatio bay and Galactic Sextasy took it from there. That bitch was out of this world."
"Oh honey, what do you know about this Galactic Sextasy craze?? Apparently it's really popular with young people because all the kids are taking ecstasy and having unprotected sex these days.. Do any of your friends Galactically Sextacize?"
"Okay two things; First off, I don't want to have this conversation with you. Secondly, stop watching Vh1 cause they’re target audience isn't even old enough to have seen the end of just half as many years that you have to boast. So kids are popping ecstasy and fucking each other while they dream about outer space, who cares? It's naught a big deal, let it go Mom.”
"No shit, what happened?"
"Well, she is pretty into to raving I guess so when we got back to her apartment she brought out some thizz and we started rolling so tough! I couldn’t stop feeling myself and I guess she couldn't stop feeling me either cause one thing lead to another and before long she was boarding my love rocket with intentions to bone! The shuttle launched from fellatio bay and Galactic Sextasy took it from there. That bitch was out of this world."
"Oh honey, what do you know about this Galactic Sextasy craze?? Apparently it's really popular with young people because all the kids are taking ecstasy and having unprotected sex these days.. Do any of your friends Galactically Sextacize?"
"Okay two things; First off, I don't want to have this conversation with you. Secondly, stop watching Vh1 cause they’re target audience isn't even old enough to have seen the end of just half as many years that you have to boast. So kids are popping ecstasy and fucking each other while they dream about outer space, who cares? It's naught a big deal, let it go Mom.”
by ItalSpliffSmokingPussy June 22, 2011
Also called the Galactic Federation of Light, and the Galactic Federation of Planets, is an alliance formed millions of years ago between the Lyrans, The Arcturians, Pleiadians, Sirians, and other Star nations to fight the Reptilians. It's similar to the United Nations on Earth. The Galactic Federation, We are helping Earth ascend and humanity and also through reincarnating in human bodies and spreading light and fighting the cabal/deep state through light.
by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022
The most common result of the gravitational merger of two or more galaxies is an irregular galaxy of one form or another, although elliptical galaxies may also result. It has been suggested that galactic cannibalism is currently occurring between the Milky Way and the Large and Small Magellanic Clouds.
by Ravenalien September 24, 2014
a slang term from Chandler Arizona. meaning a person who stays home all day playing the Wii. and other Nintendo consoles
by Bill Clinton69 July 4, 2020
the reason two people can love each other from un reachable distances while ignoring natural instinct to find a different mate
Sally somehow is still together with Kristian even when she can get a million other men if she'd like. galactic loving must be the cause of this dinosauric occurrence.
by lumpy lumperston January 29, 2011