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Gabrovek by Ralphio De Richet March 14, 2022
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gebrovah's witness
One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.
One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."
The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."
The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."
gebrovah's witness by PyGuy March 13, 2014
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Gabrovšek
A slightly stubborn and grumpy person who lives in the city, however refuses to identify as a townsman, instead sticking to the old traditional values, listening to folk music and going to the village parties. He is surrounded by the neighbours who are members of his big family and who he watches curiously all the time, however hates being watched by them, gossips about them, copies them and wants to be better than them. He likes to have a drink of beer or wine every evening while watching TV, sometimes with the brothers, when he loudly criticizes all politicians left from the centre-right spectrum. He always complains about the uninvited guests but in reality always shows them hospitality. When family members come to a visit he always serves them homemade bacon, keeps filling their glasses with wine and keeps convincing them to stay for as late as possible. On that occasion they like to reaffirm their beliefs and make fun of others in a teasing way after which loud bursts of laughter follow.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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