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gebrovah's witness 

One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.
One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."

The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."
gebrovah's witness by PyGuy March 13, 2014
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Gabrovšek 

A slightly stubborn and grumpy person who lives in the city, however refuses to identify as a townsman, instead sticking to the old traditional values, listening to folk music and going to the village parties. He is surrounded by the neighbours who are members of his big family and who he watches curiously all the time, however hates being watched by them, gossips about them, copies them and wants to be better than them. He likes to have a drink of beer or wine every evening while watching TV, sometimes with the brothers, when he loudly criticizes all politicians left from the centre-right spectrum. He always complains about the uninvited guests but in reality always shows them hospitality. When family members come to a visit he always serves them homemade bacon, keeps filling their glasses with wine and keeps convincing them to stay for as late as possible. On that occasion they like to reaffirm their beliefs and make fun of others in a teasing way after which loud bursts of laughter follow.
Gabrovšek is such a legend. He just wouldn't let us leave his house. And the bacon was so good.
Gabrovšek by Bigibr77 November 22, 2021

gabrovian 

Something that is wondrous, all pleasant and eternal grateful, a term used to describe all things heavenly and good.
That man just donated to charity, how gabrovian of him.
gabrovian by dolores_botswan62 February 8, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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