Gabrovek
Gabrovek by Ralphio De Richet March 14, 2022
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gebrovah's witness
One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.
One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."
The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."
The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."
gebrovah's witness by PyGuy March 13, 2014
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A slightly stubborn and grumpy person who lives in the city, however refuses to identify as a townsman, instead sticking to the old traditional values, listening to folk music and going to the village parties. He is surrounded by the neighbours who are members of his big family and who he watches curiously all the time, however hates being watched by them, gossips about them, copies them and wants to be better than them. He likes to have a drink of beer or wine every evening while watching TV, sometimes with the brothers, when he loudly criticizes all politicians left from the centre-right spectrum. He always complains about the uninvited guests but in reality always shows them hospitality. When family members come to a visit he always serves them homemade bacon, keeps filling their glasses with wine and keeps convincing them to stay for as late as possible. On that occasion they like to reaffirm their beliefs and make fun of others in a teasing way after which loud bursts of laughter follow.