by pleasehelp43 July 7, 2018
Noun / Verb.
Upon noticing one has received a text, the hypothesis one makes regarding who it was that just texted them, prior to checking the phone for confirmation or contradiction.
It only counts if the message guessed upon is the first of a conversation.
Upon noticing one has received a text, the hypothesis one makes regarding who it was that just texted them, prior to checking the phone for confirmation or contradiction.
It only counts if the message guessed upon is the first of a conversation.
Example 1:
*Bzzzt*
John: "Man, I bet that's Ryan texting me."
Evan: "Really? Why?"
John: "I was talking to him before today about hanging out."
John: *checks phone*
Evan: "Was it him?"
John: "Yeah."
Evan: "Nice text-guess, man."
Example 2:
*Bzzzt*
Alex (in thought): "That better not be Jena texting me.
Damn it, I know it's going to be her."
Alex: *checks phone*
Alex: "AH, SHIT!"
James: "What's up?"
Alex: "It was Jena, again. I text-guessed it and everything, too."
*Bzzzt*
John: "Man, I bet that's Ryan texting me."
Evan: "Really? Why?"
John: "I was talking to him before today about hanging out."
John: *checks phone*
Evan: "Was it him?"
John: "Yeah."
Evan: "Nice text-guess, man."
Example 2:
*Bzzzt*
Alex (in thought): "That better not be Jena texting me.
Damn it, I know it's going to be her."
Alex: *checks phone*
Alex: "AH, SHIT!"
James: "What's up?"
Alex: "It was Jena, again. I text-guessed it and everything, too."
by AmINotClever January 15, 2010
when a male inserts his penis into a womans anal crevice, then pulls out for a second while his friend that was hiding goes back in. quickly the man sneaks away then waves at the woman from outside (through a window). easily one of the hardest to master, but well worth it tricks in the book.
Lafwiquaonda: (damn lafonda tyrone, Kenny pulled the guess who on me and i shat all over his friends dick!"
by Gilby GG June 5, 2006
1: When you are guessing or think you know the answer, but are uncertain.
2: You have absolutely no idea, so your just picking an answer at random.
3: Predict or estimate without sufficient information.
2: You have absolutely no idea, so your just picking an answer at random.
3: Predict or estimate without sufficient information.
1: But let's take a wild guess here: many mothers do the same!
2: Anything beyond that would be a wild guess, especially when one considers that mobile cellular and the Internet barely existed two decades ago.
2: Anything beyond that would be a wild guess, especially when one considers that mobile cellular and the Internet barely existed two decades ago.
by Luizeto June 12, 2017
by ONLY_TRUE_SORCE_OF_INFORMATION March 20, 2017
by dddcc6 February 17, 2023
A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
by Rico Suavemoose November 21, 2011