GOOSFT 

An acronym used to describe the large monopoly companies that try to control everything.

Comes from the first and last three letters of the ticker id for Google (GOOG) and Microsoft (MSFT).

Hence GOOSFT.

I am tired of GOOSFT trying to push their toolbars on me when i install a new program!

GOOSFT by smithsan March 3, 2010

Goosfand 

Goosfand, also pronounced Goosepand, is the Persian word for sheep. It can also be used to describe a person deprived of any culture and education who acts like a dumb ass, idiot and asshole at the same time.

That guy drives like a goosfand.

Goosepand! I already told you not to call me at 3AM!

Goosfand by ImanK February 26, 2009

Gooste 

A beautiful girl, who's funny, who's smart, who's unique, who's friendly, who will brighten up your day no matter how bad it was,a girl who's understanding and accepting, who's like you but not Gooste is a dream girl

Wow you're a real Gooste

Gooste by Ugly snack and I'm gonna get y June 8, 2015

Goosfraba 

A word that Eskimos use to calm down their children. Also a word Eskimos use when they're having sex.

No example available.

Goosfraba by Lemmy March 27, 2004

Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!

Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.

Goosetard by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Gooftext

A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle

"Every Good and Perfect Joke comes from God." -James 1:17; Gooftext

Gooftext by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 19, 2023

Goosht 

1) Goosht is used to describe something that is good or a good feeling (adjective)
2) Goosht is also used as doing something fun or something that is amazing (verb)
3) The third form of Goosht means meat in Farsi (noun)

Ex. 1:
Bob: Hey Joe, what's up?
Joe: I was just elected class president, I'm feeling so goosht!
Bob: Oh man! That is goosht, let's go celebrate!

Ex. 2:

Aaron: Happy Birthday Sam!
Sam: Thanks Aaron! We're going to a club tonight for drinks, want to come?
Aaron: Yeah man, we are going to goosht it tonight!

Ex. 3:
Jim: Dad, can we have goosht for dinner?
Dad: Yes son, you need to put some meat on your bones! Goosht is a great idea for tonight's dinner!

Goosht by shooshter December 11, 2013