A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.
That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.
by steve h flavas May 8, 2003
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A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).
GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...
by DT December 21, 2004
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a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration
whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!
by nick mertens March 30, 2007
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A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.
Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!
by Gdogg January 26, 2005
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A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.
Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!
by tr3eman9 March 31, 2007
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Someone, while in the bathtub that farts and then bites the bubbles.
Bob Anderson is the National Glorpe Champion. He bit all 73 bubbles in 45 seconds!
by Raven Misfit April 20, 2009
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