2.) the act of furping is to be a straight up boss at drinking, dancing, smoking, and walkin' around
3.) one who furps hard, aka a furp master, can claim the right to "furp" no matter what they are doing
Bromax: Yo, you got a furp!
Brocurt: I'm the furp master!
AC: Man I'm so sick. I got the furp flu
Max: Stay FURPIN bro!
The end result, after consuming said meal followed by carbonated beverages, you begin to expell large amounts of burps that smell as bad as or worse than a fart that you have een holding for 36.7 hours.
These furps can be considered noxious, and follow the same Silient But Deadly rule as farts. Not to be taken lightly.
The term is also used at times as a verb to describe the sniffing action.
The term is commonly mistakenly used to describe the mix of a burp and a fart.
The school counselor spent his summer vacation furping the Tour de France.
V.- The action of passing the hybrid burp/fart gasses of a furp through your asshole.
2) Burp in my asshole so I can furp in your face bitch.
3)Somebody burped in my asshole a few hours ago and I really need to furp.