furgle

(verb)

1. to masturbate a man by jerking off his penis, OR if you are a man, to masturbate. women do not furgle, nor are they furgled.

2. to putter around loudly and ungracefully, making a lot of noise. to rumble around.

1. "I just spent all of friday night watching porn and furgling."

2. "Is dad home?"
"Yeah, I can hear him furgling around."

by leecon March 30, 2005

furgle

A fart sound mixed with a gurgle sound, formed by a large exodus of gas through the asscheeks.

After a night of eating a deep dish pizza loaded with onions and green peppers, Beth sat on the couch as we applauded the echo of the furgle that emerged from her ass.

by Regina Phlange August 5, 2013

furgle

someone who spends all day with a single girl and then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they were "watching a movie."

Brian Holmes is a prime example of a furgle.

by bread infection November 8, 2005

furgle

A cute gray button that is fat and small from a friend it is mostly worn on a jacket.

hey u have a furgle on your jacket.

by a cute turtle April 11, 2011

furgling

Fumbling for keys. Barney's dad claims to have invented the word in 19th episode("Legendaddy"), season 6 of How I Met Your Mother.

I invented the word Furgling. It means fumbling for keys.

by ogion March 24, 2011

furgling

to suck a fart out of an asshole using a straw and gurgling it. fart gurgling=furgling

this chick was nasty, she straight up asked me if furgling was fun and if she could try it.

by joseph mandujano April 1, 2007

furgling

The art of extracting ones semen from the anus of another after depositing it in there.

Fuck me up the arse and furgle me dude

by russ May 22, 2003