1: A small animated plush toy known for its wobbling motions and incomprehensible babbling. Also known for the way they would tend to interact with each other when in pairs, becoming even more irritating.

2: Somebody so stoned their actions resemble those of a Furby, IE waddling, wobbling, babbling, blinking heavily, falling asleep. Like their battery-operated counterparts, human Furbies are more entertaining and annoying when in pairs.
1: My 3rd grade teacher yelled at me because the Furby I had in my backpack woke up and disturbed the class.

2: Jackie and Chris were so to'ed up last night they turned into Furbies! I wanted to kick both of them really hard.
by ChevVetteC6 September 15, 2007
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"hey furby... shut the fuck up before i fuck you up"...
*inaudible mumblings*
"right thats it!"....
by heath_lord February 20, 2007
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One of the scariest toys ever made. They wake up I'm the middle of the night and try to kill you, WITHOUT BATTERIES IN. They are demons and make the creepiest noises ever. Whatever they say, they're are not cute and don't want to be your friend! The only war to kill a furby is to stab it up the butt with a screwdriver.
"I bought a furby yesterday and put it on my dresser. It talked all night long, and when I woke up it was laying next to me and my arm was all bloody. I stabbed it with a screwdriver!"
by Jean-Marie Uebrick January 27, 2009
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Furry little bitch who sits on your desk and says "feeeeeed me" until you want to smash it with a hammer
Shut up damn Furby before I club you in the head with this toaster oven!
by Dana T. April 29, 2008
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Pretty much the worst gift that I ever received. I ended up skinning it and discovering a wonderfully mechanical robot-looking creature beneath the woolly mess. Furby pelts are great gifts for those with understanding senses of humor.
I plan on mounting my furby pelt above the mantle.
by Pingaling June 16, 2007
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A small, nylon-fur covered nuisance given to children to scare them out of real pets. Spying device (See military code specifying that furby may not enter areas where special clearance is required.) And general boon to the working adult, furby is nothing more than a bit of backfired reverse-psychology.
"174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."
---Quoted from SkippyList.com
by Churusaa April 26, 2006
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An evil toy that used to be popular in the 90's i had about 8 of them. i used to put them in the dark so they would fall asleep and shut up. when they malfunctioned they would make a really annoying sound that wouldnt go away unless you smashed it against the floor
by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007
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