Pouring alcohol down a women's ass crack then drinking it in the tossed salad position. This was invented by Buffalo Bills fan base.
by zacherzach October 18, 2016
Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.
DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
by P2P narco May 9, 2019
by Akragard March 13, 2020
Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.
Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."
Person 1: "I'd hit it."
Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."
Person 1: "I'd hit it."
Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
by TehMaestro January 8, 2008
My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.
by cyberobotic July 30, 2010
When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.
by LemFun July 21, 2021
A small entrance to a dance floor, invented by Jon Taffer, designed to make people walk sideways and have eye contact.Comes in single and double varietys.
by TheShad0wKat June 8, 2014