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Funkmaster General 

A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.
That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General
Funkmaster General by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.
Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.
Fuckmeister by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

Funkmaster Flex 

A big fat DJ that had his own show on Spike TV called "Ride With Funkmaster Flex." Known to always coin the phrase,
"HOLLA, YA HEARD!!!!"
"So buckle up I'm taking you for a ride. Holla Ya Heard!!"
Funkmaster Flex by Shadowloo January 6, 2005

Hunkmeister 

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".
"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"
Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

Funkmaster Flex 

Still the coolest DJ on Hot 97

I Also love his show on spike tv
Holla ya heard.

The Cool Ride with funkmaster flex opening
Funkmaster Flex by Afi K. James April 26, 2005