Hunkmeister 

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

Hangmeister 

A hangover from too many Jagermeister shots or Jagerbombs.

Jei: "Man, you look rough! Did you go out last night?"
John: "I feel like a truck drove over me! The Jagermeister was flowing like a river last night!"
Jei "Oi, a hangmeister!"

Hangmeister by jei-9 November 9, 2006

handmeister 

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

hawkmeister 

A cry of joy, especially at the moment of orgasm.

"Ogod, I'm cumming, don't stop, right there please please please, OH YES, OH HAWKMEISTER!"

hawkmeister by Hawkmeister650 October 17, 2008

Chunkmeister 

A stout person, of a chunky nature.

He's the Chunkmeister.

Chunkmeister by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012

Funkmeister

Someone who is excessively funky and enjoys being funky and spreading the funk.

Did you see that bass player last night? He was a total funkmeister

Funkmeister by PRSman20 February 27, 2009

Chunkmeister 

Fat, or chunky, to highest degree.

Me: "Have you seen the new baby?"

Friend: "Yes, he is a real chunkmeister."

Chunkmeister by Mr_wordguy January 7, 2021