Funk monster 

People or things that are not fresh.

Damn what's that smell?!! Looks like the funk monster don' cast a spell.

Funk monster by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003

Funk monster 

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

Funk monster by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

fuckmonster 

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.

fuckmonster by Andy WRX August 21, 2008

fuckmonster 

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."

Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"

fuckmonster by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

fuckmonster 

One who frequently engages in carefree sportfucking without regard to commitment, reason, or partners' emotions.

Yulia: William is a dirty, dirty fuckmonster.
William: You know you love it.

fuckmonster by Dino February 10, 2005

fuckmonster 

the monster who tries buttfucking you when you drop something on the floor (not dat ass)

yo this fuckmonster makin my back ache

fuckmonster by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023