Cramming 20 years of emotion into a six month relationship. 1st date consists of dinner, a u-haul, wedding plans and pulling the goalie. Only having it end on a 400 mile road on two tanks of gas.
I meet this awesome chick on tinder 2 hours ago, I think I'm going full Donald
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."