fuckwich

1. Simply a deregatory name to call your dumbass friend when he does something retarded.

or 2. M-M-F threesome.

1. "Nice going, fuckwich".
2. "I wanna make a fuckwich out of xxxx and xxxx".

by Ciarra July 15, 2005

fuckwich

A mystical sandwich that grants the finder blowjobs! Incidently the perfect last minute gift!

"Wow this fuckwich feels great on my long shlong!"

by The allpowerful Anus February 4, 2010

Fuckwich

1)Being stuck in the middle of two bad things, or 2)having two bad things happen in a row.

Man I {in Mario Kart} got blue shelled then lightning bolted, it was a total fuckwich! (Original inception of the word)

by Squee45 August 18, 2009