Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
by Keyzer Korleone August 8, 2009
taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.
I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.
by heyo October 18, 2006
This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.
by Hard Ass May 22, 2003
by Wcmd December 7, 2015
Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
by Kouzelne Prsty February 22, 2016
The act of sticking a precise 2.53 inch chode inside of Brazilian Monkey while sticking your left ring finger in someone else’s bootyhole.
by SigmaFaggotHater December 21, 2022
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021