Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
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A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
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