Fuck a Cunt 

Used as expression of extreme exasperation. One is simply unable to express the sheer amount of exasperation any other way.

The pinnacle of rolling eyes at someone. Kind of like an extreme WTF.

Carries even more emphasis if in italics.

Person 1: "I honestly think Sylvester McCoy is the best Doctor Who ever!!!"

Person 2: "Fuck a cunt"

Person 1: "Guns N Roses is the heaviest band in the world. Ain't no one as heavy as them."

Person 2: "Fuck a cunt" (then goes and listens to Strapping Young Lad)

Fuck a Cunt by nikky zero August 18, 2011

fuck a new cunt up 

Someone who breaks everything

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"

fuck a new cunt up by Thatchers and Black December 9, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012