jack fuck

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake

The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.

jack fuck by Anonymous September 18, 2003

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fuck you jack

when jack is being a cunt, this phrase is very useful.

Jack: " you're a waste of fucking space, John."
John: " Fuck you Jack"

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One who cuts you off while driving.

That jack fuck faggot never used a turn signal!

jack fuck faggot by BG924 December 21, 2007

jack fuck by Ian Naylor December 28, 2005

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When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing

John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food

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The art of titty fucking. Fucking a girls "jacks".

So remember that chick I took home Friday? Anyways, she ended up letting me jack fuck her that night...

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When your friend is being a little fucker and jackass at the same exact time.

Hey Nik, put down the cream eggs and beef jerky and stop being a Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

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