by xzybit April 26, 2008
Ted: I fucking hate you, fucking idiot!
Jimolina: Fuck off. Go fuck your fucking mom!
Ted: Jimolina, fuck off! Why don't you fucking go and fucking fuck yourself!
Jimolina: Fuck it, I'm going fucking home.
Ted: Fine, fucker. At least I don't pussy out of fuck fights.
Jimolina: Fuck off. Go fuck your fucking mom!
Ted: Jimolina, fuck off! Why don't you fucking go and fucking fuck yourself!
Jimolina: Fuck it, I'm going fucking home.
Ted: Fine, fucker. At least I don't pussy out of fuck fights.
by Khaytiie February 18, 2008
A competition between two combatants of who can use the word "fuck" in the most awesomest way against eachother. A game of fate where the loser will perish. Usually a referee is present.
ref: Let the Fuck Fight, COMMENCE!
player 1: Fuck off!
player 2: Fuck you!
ref: Player 2 wins.. FINISH HIM!
player 2 rips off player 1's head*
player 1: Fuck off!
player 2: Fuck you!
ref: Player 2 wins.. FINISH HIM!
player 2 rips off player 1's head*
by duhleuh October 8, 2006
by Puma city June 8, 2019
A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.
Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.
In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"
Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.
In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"
Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 28, 2007
1. Jim was caught slacking off at his construction job, so his boss yelled "fuck fight or hold the light."
2. Tommy could only slam half of his beer so jim said "fuck fight or hold the light buddy."
2. Tommy could only slam half of his beer so jim said "fuck fight or hold the light buddy."
by JIm Kups May 12, 2007
aka ForF (pronounced forf). That feeling you get when you are prevented from being intimate with someone you desire, causing irrational behaviors.
Usually preceded by built up tension due to lack of contact for long periods of time.
Usually preceded by built up tension due to lack of contact for long periods of time.
We are always so busy that when we finally get together we wonder, "Is this going to be a fuck or fight?"
by XTT0401 May 28, 2016