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fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.
Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!
fuck my arse by notapaki September 2, 2003

sergeant arse-fuck 

have a guess
Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?

fuck your arse 

Billie: Fuckoff cunt, i'll fuck you up.
Random old man: Fucken teens, i'll fuck your arse if you call me that one more time
fuck your arse by weedonizer January 12, 2017
Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.
'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

Fuck off you fat arse bitch 

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed