A list of sex acts one wishes to commit.
Now I can check "jerk off alone" off on my fuckit list!
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A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.
Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. A Milf
3. Megan Fox
by Hazen The Miller Lite August 3, 2009
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List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.
I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.
by Dimwitty April 18, 2013
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Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.
Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"
by Turkey Trot July 18, 2011
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1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams

2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.
by AirplaneDonk November 7, 2010
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Similar to a Bucket List, a Fuckit List is a list of people and/or places you'd like to fuck before you die.
Making love in the tropics, on a boat, in the middle of a thunderstorm is definitely on my Fuckit List.
by BLoNEs September 14, 2011
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A list of all the things you don't want to do before you die. Opposite of bucket list.
Jane added "eating uni" to her fuckit list. "Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like vomit," Jane said.
by ozoni11 January 27, 2015
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