The act of sticking a finger up someone's bum during sex, either with their express request, reluctant permission, or (more amusingly) completely out of the blue.
Applies to both gay and straight.
Consider it a sort of polite alternative, or a beginner's version if you would, of fisting.
It comes from the acronym FUB - Finger Up Bum.
Derivatives like 'to fub', 'fubbed', 'well I'll be fubbed', 'fubstep' and so on are known to exist and are applicable according to context.
Applies to both gay and straight.
Consider it a sort of polite alternative, or a beginner's version if you would, of fisting.
It comes from the acronym FUB - Finger Up Bum.
Derivatives like 'to fub', 'fubbed', 'well I'll be fubbed', 'fubstep' and so on are known to exist and are applicable according to context.
"I was having sex with this 8/10 girl yesterday and out of the blue, she starts fubbing me. No warning whatsoever! At first I didn't know what to do, but she was pretty fit so I just rode it out... Fubbed and proud!"
by Gibralteaser November 4, 2012
the act of two men rubbing their beards together as a sign of greeting, friendship or affection. A contraction of "face rubbing".
Two mates fubbed as they met, by rubbing their beards against each other.
"Wow, did you just see those two gingers fubbing, that was awesome !!"
"Now I want to be fubbed"
"Wow, did you just see those two gingers fubbing, that was awesome !!"
"Now I want to be fubbed"
by shadowbear September 4, 2014
Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
by Robbles the wise one June 14, 2011
by foxylady_3 June 3, 2010
Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
by Robbles the wise one June 3, 2011
An uncomfortable moment where you bend your penis in an awkward,and usually painful, angle. Commonly occurs against a partner's pubic bone.
by Understated_Guy December 29, 2016
by Precisionista March 27, 2013