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Fruesday 

noun

The mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. Therefor, the only logical answer is Fruesday.
Person 1: *Vomit - Cough* ... I'm so drunk.. what day is it?

Person 2: ...Fruesday.
Fruesday by ScareCrow (STN) August 8, 2005
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Fhursday 

Mysterious occurrence amongst College Students in which Thursday turns into Friday and everyone gets fucked up regardless of having class the next morning.
Dallas: "Hey Caleb it's Thursday!"
Caleb: "You mean Fhursday right?"
Dallas: "What the fucks the difference?"
Caleb: "There is none...."
Fhursday by Go Kansas State February 21, 2012
Give a friend a well deserved donut for no reason every first Thursday of September
“Hey it’s fursday where’s my donut”
I gotchu
“Good, I’ve had a countdown going for this day”
Fursday by madooper September 7, 2023

Foursday 

A new day added to the calendar week. A day to catch-up with this and that and anything.
Natalie was so behind and needed to use Foursday to catch-up with this and that.
Foursday by 4Inappropriate4 July 5, 2017
A Thursday where you can dress as a furry with no social backlash
I love Fursdays because I can creep everyone out and you can't do shit about it.
Fursday by gblo February 5, 2020

Fruesday 

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.
F***, got the days mixed up! It's Fruesday!
Fruesday by Miaous June 1, 2016