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noun

The mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. Therefor, the only logical answer is Fruesday.
Person 1: *Vomit - Cough* ... I'm so drunk.. what day is it?

Person 2: ...Fruesday.
by ScareCrow (STN) July 17, 2005
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Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.
F***, got the days mixed up! It's Fruesday!
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Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.
F*** ! Got the days mixed up, it's Fruesday!
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