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Going into a Vans shoe store and tearing the shoe tags off just for its sticker
"The shoe guy almost caught us fruit-picking!"
by Ninja Fruit Picker February 04, 2010
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Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)
"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.
by McLovin - McGee March 04, 2009
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