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fruit hockey 

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.
Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!
fruit hockey by lildog776 November 17, 2022

fruit hockey 

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck
rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit
fruit hockey by lildog776 November 17, 2022

fruit house 

She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her
fruit house by angrycelt April 6, 2015

fruit hooter

Some one who roller blades.
That guy is a fruit hooter.
fruit hooter by Carlitzky November 25, 2013

Succulent Fruit of the Hood 

Citrullus lanatus AKA Watermelon. Term used in identifying the consuming of a watermelon, usually in a heavily populated African American community.
We have fried chicken, Kool-Aid, and the succulent fruit of the hood here!

Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.