5 definitions by angrycelt
Someone who attends a party or other social gathering and ignores the people and spends the whole event in a corner petting the dog 🐕
Renee is such a poochmooch I invite her to my wedding reception and she hangs out with my Schnauzer the whole time!
by angrycelt March 11, 2022
I didn't even know what Pyrotechnicnecrofelicbeastiality was until I caught my husband in the garage with his pants down, holding a blowtorch and a roadkill possum!
by angrycelt March 11, 2022
A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country
I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!
Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.
Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.
by angrycelt March 11, 2022
She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her
by angrycelt April 7, 2015
A foil fencing term in which you annoy your opponent into raising his guard by constantly poking them in the mask until he knocks your blade away opening him up for a legal thrust. Term referring to the rubber safety button on the end of a fencing foil
He way way too good at defense so I made him kiss the button until he got so pissed that I easily got him with a stop-thrust
by angrycelt April 10, 2015