Frozen eyelid

A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.

Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

Nan: Woohooo

Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere

Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks

by Titty_facker69 May 9, 2016

frozen egg

when some dumbass bitch eggs someones house but misses and the egg freezes to the car

damn fucktard ricky just frozen egged my car

by assplosion February 17, 2008

Frozen Baloney

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)

Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

by Machine Gun Alt June 18, 2014

Frozen Frankenstein

The act of putting a mans genitalia on the outside (looking in) of a window, usually in the hopes of catching someone by surprise.

#1 Why was that family freaking out?
#2 I gave them a Frozen Frankenstein.

by YOUR STUPID1TY November 10, 2010

Frozen Hit

When you take a hit of weed so big that the entire time you exhale there is smoke, looking like you are breathing outside on a cold day

Damn, that last hit I just took was a frozen hit....

by Henry the 8 February 3, 2009

frozen jimmy

When a person pees into a condom and ties it shut and then places said condom into a freezer. When the pee condom is fully frozen a woman then uses it as a dildo

Before I went out of town, I left her a frozen jimmy.

by Dr. Fealgood February 9, 2015

frozen land

Excruciatingly boring

That reminded me of the dumb movie, Frozen Land.. that was very frozen land.

by Locallybitransboy December 2, 2016