Freudian Fuck 

A Freudian Fuck occurs when you are having sex and the thought or image of your opporsite sex parent pops into your head.

"I was nailing this chick last night and all the sudden I thought about my mom. I kept banging her, even though it turned into a Freudian Fuck."

Freudian Fuck by SJP123 - T August 23, 2008

Freudian fuck 

When a man’s penis slips into a woman’s vagina and accidentally has sex with her.

Man: *penis slips* Oops sorry babe, Freudian fuck.

Freudian fuck by Dr. Joe - NH October 21, 2021

What in the freudian fuck?!

Used to express astonishment, shock, incredulity, or disbelief about freudian relations or actions.

My girlfriend said she likes me because I look like her dad. What in the freudian fuck?!

What in the freudian fuck?! by Wurmpienator August 18, 2023

freudian fuckup 

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.

Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.

freudian fuckup by Myascape September 21, 2020