1.) Ficticious event
2.) Also see Rules of French War Fare
Being French is worst than being gay
by Taker September 28, 2004
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A French military victory has not occured since Napoleon.

Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.

Look at World Wars 1 and 2.

Perfume?
by Max369 May 26, 2008
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Sounds like an oxymoron.
"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
by Dave May 8, 2004
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technically napoleon wasn't mainland french...so the only victory under france's belt is the french revolution, which was against the french
french military victory huh? who did they piggy-back off of this time
by frenchman tired of losing July 24, 2008
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a prime example of Napoleonic syndrome, as France has won as many battles as they claim to have won. In actuallity, every victory they have has either proved irrelivent due to loss of the over all war, irrelivent due to fighting themselves, or irrelevent due to fighting alongside someone else or haveing someone else (read as Britain, America, Russia, Normandy, Algeria, Italy, India, Mexico, Indians, Prussians, Irish, Scotts, Australians, and the Dutch) fight for them.
Did you know there are more French Military Victories than any other country?

Yes, and did you know that if you win every game but lose the championship you still lost?
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Existent, but not frequent. Mostly an online "im feeling lucky" thing that expresses how mad America was when the French wouldn't help us AT ALL (one hundred or so soldiers dont count every one) in the wars in Iraq etc........ Also a big topic of consternation with French people. Mostly because they have baguettes up there asses.
-Hey man! The French won the American revolution!!!

-hahaha, then why is it called the AMERICAN revolution? Now go grow some balls and win a war! Maybe even add to the tiny list of French Military Victories!!!!!!
by U.S. Patriotism December 15, 2010
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