A sexual act in which an individual, while performing oral sex, inserts her/his fist into the recipient's anus, thus simulating French horn playing.
Bill had a rough night after getting French horned by Mary; the next day he had to wear Depends as a precaution after all the stretching.
by Panda23 January 4, 2011
When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so they stick out from under his ass and another person blows him while squeezing his balls as if they were trumpet valves. Preferably the giver's nose is nuzzled tightly between the receiver's ass cheeks.
I had swamp ass that day, so when Jake decided to give me a,"french horn," I hestated, then quickly said yes anyway.
by unclePico February 3, 2012
by bigbadmet June 8, 2007
The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.
by Balint February 10, 2005
when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.
Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!
by evan scott bickford October 28, 2010
While sucking a man's dick, using one hand to finger his asshole and the other hand to caress the back of his spine.
by Originated in Washington State June 9, 2006
The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.
by Kes14 October 12, 2011