3 definitions by Balint

baracuda

The act of licking a petite woman's anus and vagina in one swipe of the tongue.

Given her petite frame, Eileen was the perfect candidate for a BARACUDA.

by Balint February 10, 2005

jeddo breaker

The act of having a bowel movement during intercourse and rolling around in a pile of your own or partner's feces for hours afterwards. This will give the participants a look that is strikingly similar to the coal miners working in the Jeddo breaker circa 1930.

After eating at the Chinese buffet, I performed a jeddo breaker on our new sleigh bed. My wife wasn't very happy with me, but she didn't complain when we got a free ride on the Job Corps bus.

by Balint February 19, 2005

french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005