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Transpostpartumepithermonectomy 

A transpostpartumepithermonectomy is a surgical removal followed by a transfusion of carbonized blood cells containing carbon monoxide after birth, and replacing them with water due to the higher PH levels in H20 to that of C0.

An interesting fact about transpostpartumepithermonectomies, is that they were first bought into action in 1983 as a way to help battle lactose intolerance.

Be sure not to get this confused with a transpostmortumepithermonectomy.
My wife just had a transpostpartumepithermonectomy.

Francostein 

Nickname for Jean Kerry, French-speaking (and sympathising) Democratic (Socialist) candidate for President of The United States of America.
Oh, you're going to vote for Francostein? Hold onto your wallet... get your Arabic language tapes...
Francostein by Sean Brian Kirby October 31, 2004

Frankposting 

When you send or post such retardation in texts or group chats people in them think you are Frank
Dude that shit was so retarded I thought it was Frank out in the woods; high again, Frankposting.

FranzOstwald 

FranzOstwald is a Fanboy in playing games related to the Prussians, Japanese, 1600s, and makes MILSIMs and makes chinese propaganda
Oh look, FranzOstwald is restarting the Saxony again

Franopotomous 

A large rotund beast, originally from High Wycombe.

Cannot be trusted in general, especially around a buffet/cake selection.

Is known to be keen on Indian spices, especially small sheesh kebabs with a little bit of mint yoghurt....

Nasty, vicious, vile bitch....
Watch out, there's a Franopotomous coming, hide your lunch box!!
Franopotomous by CarelPHearn April 25, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026