A transpostpartumepithermonectomy is a surgical removal followed by a transfusion of carbonized blood cells containing carbon monoxide after birth, and replacing them with water due to the higher PH levels in H20 to that of C0.
An interestingfact about transpostpartumepithermonectomies, is that they were first bought into action in 1983 as a way to help battle lactose intolerance.
Be sure not to get this confused with a transpostmortumepithermonectomy.
My wifejust had a transpostpartumepithermonectomy.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.