franking is when you massage your own prostate while fapping upside down
flapping and frapping weren't doing it for aardvark, so he decided franking was a better idea.
by aristes August 22, 2010
Top Definition
-To "like" every or many actions preformed on one's Facebook.

-To go down someone's Facebook page and like everything.
The girl just wanted to piss me off, so she franked my Facebook page. She was franking it all night and I got like 30 notifications!
by Frank Triscinocias May 16, 2010

1) To frank; to compare one's dick size to another's without limit or concern apart from than the temporary, later empty, self-satisfaction one receives from feeling like the best at any given subject, even if just for a moment.

2) To frank; to be ominously present, using overbearing phone calls/text messages or an uncomfortably close proximity to satiate one's lustful or lecherous intentions.
1) Guy 1: Dude, my new car gets 40 miles per gallon!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well mine gets 42 miles per gallon AND it can make me a sammich.

^(Dicks have just been measured, Guy 1 has just been franked).

2) Girl 1: All I did was tell him he was a really nice guy and a good friend. Now he calls and texts me every night...

Girl 2: Can't he take a hint?

Girl 1: No! Wait, are those binoculars sticking out of my hedges?

Girl 2:He's totally franking!
by Frostythesnowman1 August 20, 2011
The art of Performing a sexual act discreetly in public locations
"she got a good franking in the cinema"
by GABFTRL September 24, 2009
Verb for actions at work when you're past pretending you care about work and are being "frank" in that you don't care about work. For example, showing up late or leaving early often, not calling clients back, never being in your office, always being in other peoples office socializing,web surfing on sports cites, sitting at your desk texting and instant messaging, Etc.
Emma is so franking it; yesterday she didnt call in out for work and today she called in sick for but then posted pics of herself on facebook drinking rolling rock in her back yard with her feet in a kiddie pool.
by Bangarang1234 March 06, 2015
To rearrange the first letters in a two or three word phrase. If the first two letters of either word create a distinct sound such as ch, sh or th, feel free to move the first 2 letters.
Examples of franking: parking shuttle becomes sharking puttle. Dirty poodle becomes pirty doodle. Chad Allen Meyers become Mad Allen Cheyers.
by thepolkm April 13, 2013
Lying to someone, not telling the truth. Trying to make oneself look better by lying to others.
Yo, stop franking me bro!
Why you franking me?
by Berardi November 28, 2013
A creepy stare. Typically exerted by an overly helpful neighbor that likely wants to bang you. Think peeping tom'ish.
I was doing the dishes in my bathrobe when I look out my window and see this dude totally franking me.
by unscathed_baby_chick October 01, 2013
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