1 definition by Frostythesnowman1

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-Verb

1) To frank; to compare one's dick size to another's without limit or concern apart from than the temporary, later empty, self-satisfaction one receives from feeling like the best at any given subject, even if just for a moment.

2) To frank; to be ominously present, using overbearing phone calls/text messages or an uncomfortably close proximity to satiate one's lustful or lecherous intentions.
1) Guy 1: Dude, my new car gets 40 miles per gallon!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well mine gets 42 miles per gallon AND it can make me a sammich.

^(Dicks have just been measured, Guy 1 has just been franked).

2) Girl 1: All I did was tell him he was a really nice guy and a good friend. Now he calls and texts me every night...

Girl 2: Can't he take a hint?

Girl 1: No! Wait, are those binoculars sticking out of my hedges?

Girl 2:He's totally franking!
by Frostythesnowman1 August 20, 2011

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