Frankensteined

When an individual is dealt a blow of such excessive and catastophic measure that he or she collapses to the gound and enters a rigormortis like state with his or her arms or legs held in an erect manner and begins to convulse. In some extreme cases the recipent has been known to experience a bowel release as a result of a Frankenstein. Studies show that those of Chaldean background are more prone to such a blow. Likewise, studies show that the probability of being Frankensteined increase exponentially in those areas where Chaldeans congregate, including gas stations, hair salons.

I went to that party in Dearborn and that Chaldo got Frankensteined.

by PigeonGay January 28, 2010

frankenstein

1.an instrumental by the Edgar Winter Group that is regarded as one of the best instrumental rock songs ever
2.John Kerry, so called because he looks and talks like frankenstein

George W. Bush is running against Frankenstein

by Illinois Joe October 8, 2004

frankenstein

a blunt laced with crack and PCP

I smoked a frankenstein and started doin the moonwalk

by methjwalker June 6, 2005

Frankenstein

An extremely overrated book by Mary Shelley with so many interpretations that you want to gouge your eyes out, put them in your bowl with your goldfish, and then eat your own goldfish.

Holy Shit, I've had to write 3 papers on Frankenstein this year. Why, dear God, why.

by awesomemcgee April 21, 2005

frankenstein

When your mega-high and it feels like two bolts are pressing down on both your temples.

*Guy 1 Takes huge bong rip*
Guy 1: Holy shit dude. I'm fucking ripped.
Guy 2: I know, that bong rip gave me frankensteins.

by TheCrazyScientist December 29, 2011

Frankenstein

When someone goes down on you and gives you a head massage simultaneously.

She was moaning like a monster when she Frankensteined me.

by ts93x February 21, 2010

frankenstein

When you get/give a hickey on both sides of the neck.

Dude, I totally gave Sarah a frankenstein.

by Kevie-Poo March 30, 2010