A stupid country, which i have been too unfortunatly.

All of the people in france just walk around paris all day wearing horizontal stripey blue/red shirts, stupid puffy red scarfs, tight black trousers and black berets.

all the men have very pointy mustaches and retarded accents. and sometimes small pointy goaty beards.

There are very few job catagorys in france, these are:

Artist, Chef & Mime

In there free time they sit in cafe's eating onions going awhaw awhaw awhaw, or they walk round looking down on non-frenchies in a derogorative way while they carry around french sticks.

as for food you will be lucky to find anything edible, even though 1/3 of frances population are chefs the only two types of food you will find on the menu of any restaurant is Frogs Legs & snails, so i suggest you bring your own food.

The main site is the Eiffel Tower, named by the french but built by a brave band of engish men, its use is as a method of suicide by jumping off the top for any one who is trapped in paris. and is not an onion eating awhaw awhaw awhaw frenchy frog.

The french are Famous for there Cheese and wine, obviously they dont make this themselves as they found an ancient cave full of cheese and wine which was left by the romans, so there supply of old mouldy cheese and vintage wine should only last out for another couple of years.

The french are also famous for losing wars, The french have never won a war in recorded history, as they always end up being conquered, and its always up to Great Britain, Land of Courage, Greatest country in western europe to come and bail france out of whatever trouble they have got themselves into by eating onions and going awhaw awhaw awhaw. see ww1, World war one, World war 1, Frogs, Bloody, French, Scum], ww2 & The Napolionic Wars

While staying in Paris make sure you avoid the subways as there always seems to be anthrax in them, some wierd french thing to put anthrax in public areas e.g. playgrounds and the like.

As you can see france is not a good country, and realy you should avoid it at all costs, if you want to get somewhere in europe by ferry go from dover to Ostend and not dover to calais as you can avoid france altogether, if you stand on the white cliffs you can smell the onions from the wind blowing accross the channel yuk!
Me: Excuse me do you know the way to the eiffel tower?

Frenchie Frog: You English, go eat your mad cows, and roast beef, awhaw awhaw awhaw *eats onion*

Me: They only went mad because they ate your grain you disgusting frenchman, go win a war you stinky twat

/me pulls out copy of david copperfield and beats frenchie frog legs to death. then straps a nuclear bomb to myself and jumps off the eiffel tower *BANG* takes out france, i become the new saint in the Church of England.

Thats france for you.
by John Smith, the english everyman December 27, 2005
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France is a country that fought side by side with Americans on American soil during the American war of independence. Also, the counrty that built and gave as a gift the greatest symbol of America, the Statue of Liberty.
by Grislock May 09, 2003
A country where people work 35 hour weeks and have two months paid leave a year.

Is the world's 4th largest economy.

Is a country with strong cultural and traditional values.

Is a county with arguably the best food and drink in the world.


A country with second-to-none public systems - TGV (train), education, healthcare.

A country that smokes and drinks more wine than Britain and America and has a fraction of the heart disease and obesity rate.

A country full of charming, well-dressed people who do respond well when not approached by tactless English-speaking philistines.

A country full of beautiful architecture and art.
At least visit the place!
Don't knock it until you've tried it. I have been there two times, and my brother now has lived there for over a year. All the negative stereotypes are untrue, the people there are clean and friendly. And the positive stereotypes are true, they have a great culture, wine, food, etc. You can't say that France is a bad country unless you have firsthand experience. So to all of you rednecks, please, sell your trailer and visit this beautiful country so you can realize that you're just jealous of the French, you don't hate them.
Redneck- France is full of a bunch of smelly assholes!!!

Me- How would you know? You live in a trailer and watch CMT all day... get a life.
by Sean Garvey June 09, 2005
The current reigning queen of the universe.
"Hey dude, do you know who makes the sun and the moon rise?"

"Yeah, it's Frances."
by Schmooglie-Booglie November 21, 2006
A country whose soldiers marched row by row into German machine gun fire in the beginning of World War 1. 500, 000 French soldiers died this way in The Great War. This is the same country that is ridiculed today for having a 'cowardly' military history.
God bless the French.
by Russell Prazak January 14, 2005
Sexy, pretty, and often mischevious. Appears demure to those who don't know her well, Frances enjoys being naughty and makes those near to her want to kiss and lick every inch of her soft smooth skin. Funny and beautiful, many would never guess that she has a mouth like a trucker, and deviant sexual desires.
"Frances makes me want to tear off her clothes so that i can take here right here on my desk"
by cchuck February 03, 2010
Very beautiful and nice country with a rich culture. I went to France and the stereotypes are untrue. The French are friendly and clean. Most are very chic and chill. A lot of ignorant Americans forget that the French gave us the of America: the Statue of Liberty (D'oh!). It's also a country that gave us troops in the revolution. Most French haters are also Bush supporters who haven't even been to France (most likely because they can't afford it)... why bash what you don't know?
Person 1: I hate France. It's full of smelly ugly pussys. F'ing traitors!

Person 2: You've never even been to France. How would you know? Why don't you step outside your trailer for some fresh air? Also, put down the Toby Keith CD!
by Marissa66 August 06, 2005

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