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The act of ejaculation into a vagina, inducing menstruation.
I spent last night fracking my wife, unfortunately I found out this morning.
by will000m December 16, 2013
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Fracking was originally defined as another term for hydraulic fracturing, a hazardous method of extracting oil and natural gas by fracturing rock beneath earth's surface and injecting chemicals into it. There is scientific evidence that this practice can cause earthquakes by lubricating faults, and contaminating clean water. Chris Christie notably vetoed a ban on this practice.

Now fracking is defined for what it is and the people who support it, stupid, ignorant, dumb, fat, and Chris Christie.

Plus, fracking closely resembles the word f*&#ing...because that's what people get when people frack.
Q: Why can't a fracking blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
by anonymous00000000000000 October 24, 2013
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Fracking is when something is SO awesome that the stars collide, God smiles, and all of the pain in the world stops for three seconds
Those unicorns were fracking awesome, so she wanted to be one.
by RLC&MLC February 28, 2010
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Used solely in sexual relationships between homosapiens, fracking is the sexual practice during coitus of putting ones partner into a position ending them double at the waist. Once complete a rigid straw is used to penetrate the rectal passage until a gas pocket is encountered. Then the user will siphon off this gas into their mouths. Gaining sexual pleasure in the process.
Jim and I were rubbing each other all over then he bent me over and he was fracking the hell out of my ass.
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Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration
The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.
by Jawney March 31, 2015
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an event which is unreal, or deamlike.
That was fracking twisted up!

You mind fracked me!
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An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking". Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 first on irc.subnova.com #hbo.
<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing
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