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When you are filling your coffee cup and the steampot runs out immediately, making an insulting gurgling noise.
"Are you making coffee?"

"Yup, I just got fousted."
fousted by ricketts3000 October 17, 2008
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to impose an unwelcome or unnecessary person or thing on to somebody; to pass an unwanted employee on to another employer without firing them.
Jimmy Kimmel foisted a limp employee to Larry David on the show 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.
Foisted by ursiamesetwin May 5, 2018

bucking fusted 

How one might type the phrase, "fucking busted" into an online BBS or forum in order to bypass the onboard censor found on many of these.
That damn drone is bucking fusted again? What'd ya do this time, crash into a building or something?!?
bucking fusted by Telephony August 2, 2018
My boyfriend foosted me soooo hard last night it was orgasmic.
Foosted by 1337kwickskop69xx420xx September 11, 2011
When your beyond high and have also had some drank, fucking toasted.
Adam:Man im way fucking foasted.

Hefe:Man me to.
Foasted by kat'n boots (: March 1, 2011

Fousteris 

Is a 200KG overweight person that likes to play TFT all day long and is Rank 8 TFT EUNE and he doesn't wash himself he smells like shit and he likes to watch Mr.Hands video
-You: Have you seen Fousteris?
-Friend: Yep he's over there playing TFT
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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