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fossilized 

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.
Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.
fossilized by Do Kari April 21, 2011

fossilized 

Anything used to much due to sexual relations

Usually a guy
Author: uve just been fossilized loser
Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone
fossilized by fauker March 7, 2009

Fossilized ape 

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.
Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."
Fossilized ape by Communism Is Good December 17, 2017

Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.
Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.

Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs) 

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”

fossilized caterpillar

Is formed when one takes a dump in the middle of the Sahara desert and throws sand on top to cover it up.
On a sunny morning in the Merzouga desert I discovered a fossilized caterpillar hidden in sand only to later discover it was fresh dump.