North Fort Myers High School 

North fort Myers High school where there's coke in the girls bathroom, Trans gay kids, teachers who don't teach, my nigga JJ the occasionally good football team, and school shooting threats

Person 1: Yo I heard there was coke in the girls bathroom at North Fort Myers High School
Person 2: Yeah but at least one of the trans gay kids aren't threating to shoot up the school this week.

North Fort Myers High School by fuckthissucks March 3, 2019

fort myers beach 

best place ever. huge beach with hot skimboarders, pier, cool ass stores, and just an awesome place to chill.

"where should we smoke this huge fuckin blunt?"
"FORT MYERS BEACH! ya digggg?"
;)

fort myers beach by yeahboy March 7, 2008

North fort myers high school 

where even the teachers come to school baked

person1= north fort myers high school sucks.
person2= well at least all the teachers are still high from the weekend so we dont actually have to do anything ;)

North fort myers high school by sam748159263 June 19, 2008

Fort Myers 

A place full of hating ass people and hoods such as the buck town Harlem lake brooksvile Harlem heights pine manor saint carlos If you make it past 18 you are lucky

Where you from?
Lil Pakistan.
What’s that?
Fort Myers

Fort Myers by 239reezy April 27, 2021

Fort Myers Beach 

A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.

"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."

Fort Myers Beach by fmbeachjunkieee April 27, 2009

Fort Myers Beach 

A Beach and resort located in South West Florida.

A hot spot for Europeans, snowbirds, tourists of all kind and unexperienced and underaged spring breakers to get drunk and pregnant for the first time!

~Sightings you will witness at Fort Myers beach:

tourists in visors and socks and sandals,

rich snotty kids on vacation,

at least 1 morbidly obese man every half hour with no shirt on,

the 'leather couch' skinned, squinty eyed local who works and lives/drinks/eats/sleeps there all day. Every day.

at least one loud, obnoxious family of 5 on their one week vacation from NJ or NY,

a man with a honking, tinkling push cart with a palm tree attached hawking ice cream and coconut water in a can,

beach bums hitting on ladies on vacation,

beligerently intoxicated groups of men,

oldies dressed to impress drinking at the bar

frat boys with popped collars picking fights with each other

"Hey man, I have tomorrow off from work! Lets get fuuuugged up at Fort Myers beach tonight!"

"I love being hit on by botoxed out cougars at the bar while Im hanging at Fort Myers beach"

Fort Myers Beach by BuyMeAnotherDrinkUrStillUgly January 17, 2010

north fort myers 

am unbelievably boring city (in florida), where nobody does anything, oh and it has a large amount of rednecks and it sucks, it also has like 3 fast food restuarants. it sucks here. 239. Lee conty.

Everything sucks in North Fort Myers

north fort myers by sheyla June 24, 2008