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After FUCKING some chick so hard; she needs leg braces and is slightly RETARDED after the ensuing offense. She also mumbles and drools when she gets excited or is in heat.
by Bust Down October 31, 2010
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The act of attempting to class up a dick pic by including a box of chocolates next to it via email on an internet dating site.
Guy 1: Yo, my boy Shannon Sharpe has been slaying the ladies on match.com lately.

Guy 2: Really? How's he doing it? I'm having zero luck on there.

Guy1: He's sending every girl the Forrest Gump.
by Shannon Sharpe January 21, 2014
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Exchanging sexual favours with someone whilst watching a film, with others present but making sure that they do no notice.
Me and Judy had to stop midway through a Forrest Gump last night because the film was making me cry.
by Anonymous hippopotamus July 07, 2016
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1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.
1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.
by Shannon September 09, 2003
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An Idiot who tells strangers about his life, He talks about his mama and chocolates and spends 3 hours sitting at the bus.
Forrest Gump is a retard
by Razorblazor September 06, 2003
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When you have intercourse with a fat guy's belly button and creampie it.
Lots of girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more dudes want to Forrest Gump him.
by Tim Jerome November 23, 2008
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When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.
Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.
by Tim Jerome November 09, 2008
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