THE most god-awful racing series known to man. there are maybe five passes in each race and the most exciting parts are two-second battles between corporate tool drivers. Made even more god-awful by the fact that one man has won all but one races this year.SERIOUSLY, put the daytona 500 and any given f1 race next to each other and guess which one's better?...
Man 1: hey, who do think's gonna win the f1 korean grand prix?
Man 2: who's on the pole?
Man 1: vettel...
Man 2: vettel.
Man 1: hey, who do think's gonna win the f1 korean grand prix?
Man 2: who's on the pole?
Man 1: vettel...
Man 2: vettel.
OH MY GOD, THOSE TWO DRIVERS JUST CAME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF EACH OTHER!!!!!""Yeah john, there are going serious penaltys handed out for that. everyone knows you can only follow the leader in formula 1.
by a_realist June 2, 2011
A form of automobile racing in which the drivers are equal - no better, no worse - to those in NASCAR. They take the same amount of talent. Geez.
by TheLightOfDay November 14, 2010
Highly challenging motorsport that races all over the world. Unfortunately all of its fans like to stick their dicks in the turbos of their pussy V6's. Go figure. Enzo Ferrari said it himself "Aerodynamics is for people that can't build engines". Its a shame where it has gone from its roots. Don't get me wrong, its incredibly hard, but also incredibly boring, and you have to be the most ignorant person in the world to think its the best form of racing.
F1 Fan: Hey let's go stick our dicks in those turbos over there!
Jean Girard: No, put it in my bumhole first, then we can do that!
F1 Fan: Yeah perfect idea! Formula 1 is great!
Jean Girard: No, put it in my bumhole first, then we can do that!
F1 Fan: Yeah perfect idea! Formula 1 is great!
by dontsassme February 14, 2015
I don't know what this is, which is why I came to urbandictionary to find it but it wasn't listed. Someone please define it for me.
VH1 Narrator: A $50,000 video game where you can pretend to race your own Formula 1 car
Ned: Formula 1? Let me check good ol' urbandictionary to see what that means
<few seconds later...>
Ned: ARGH! It's not here! Damn you urbandictionary!!
Ned: Formula 1? Let me check good ol' urbandictionary to see what that means
<few seconds later...>
Ned: ARGH! It's not here! Damn you urbandictionary!!
by Nexus December 16, 2004
When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.
by Luke Bartlett January 17, 2020
the reason i’m mentally unstable.
only fun to watch when you’re driver does good, so i’m usually on the verge of crying.
only fun to watch when you’re driver does good, so i’m usually on the verge of crying.
“do you like formula 1?”
“like? i wake up at 7am on weekends just to see sebastian vettel qualify and finish p13 because no one will give him the car he deserves, but i love him too much to quit watching.”
“like? i wake up at 7am on weekends just to see sebastian vettel qualify and finish p13 because no one will give him the car he deserves, but i love him too much to quit watching.”
by depressedf1fan January 1, 2022
me: football matches are so boring theirs barely any action in some of them! in formula 1 theirs always overtakes and politics and loads more its so good.
by yourmum5115152 November 19, 2021