real time

The actual, no excuses permitted, time that you have to meet someone.

8.30 real time, okay? If you're late again, we're cactus. Forever.

by Guru Voodoo September 13, 2007

real time

In person instead of online

I've been cybering Jane for days, instead we could have been bumping uglies in real time.

by Frisco Stories August 18, 2008

real-time

When two geographically separated people do something in unison, over the phone or internet.

"My girl and I had real-time sex today." or "I'm going to do her real-time."

by ndg January 23, 2005

Real People Time (RPT)

Commonly misconstrued as East Coast Time, Real People Time is in fact based on Pacific Standard Time. Some say this misconception was the basis for much violence in the Hip Hop community beginning in the 1960’s, but others dispute such claims, insisting RPT was not likely coined until 1979 when Stanley "Tookie" Williams, was sentenced to San Quentin Prison in California, and used as a way to discreetly communicate which Coast one represented.

Today however, it is generally used as a Standardized Time Zone (see: Greenwich Mean Time) in order for friends around the country or world to plan remote activities I.e. online gaming.

Text into The Boys message group: Yo! What time are we getting down on some Tribes of Midgard tonight?
Response: I get off work in about 30min, can be gay by 8:00pm Real People Time (RPT)

by Smeekley March 21, 2023

real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 9, 2018

Non-Real Time

time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.

Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.

Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.

Kevin- Good thinking!

Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.

by CCS612 April 15, 2009

Real time Niggah

A real Niggah all the time

Frank:Dans Friend UAD is a real time niggah
Richard: Yea he ant no half time niggah

by Ugly Ass Dave December 28, 2017