Foop

The evil opposite of Cosmo and Wandas baby Poof on Fairly odd Parents. Foop is square and blue. He loves total domination although he never gets it.

Foop tried to kill the world again but Poof saved us.

by Biofag July 13, 2011

Foop

1. To masturbate (fap) to a foot/feet.

2. The onomatopoeia for a footjob.

I can't help but foop every time I go to the beach.

Foop foop foop foop

by The Podiatrist August 29, 2013

foop

v. This happens when you fart first and then a little poop comes out. The total opposite of shart - meaning to shit and then fart.

Yesterday I fooped and had to go to the restroom to wipe.

by imacowhunter March 6, 2006

Foop

A combination between the words fuck and poop. It's more sophisticated than fuck, but not as juvenile as poop. Generally used to express shock or disdain.

Mel-"People are actually reading our entry!"
Maggie-"Really? What the foop?!"

or

Johnny- "Man, I got an F on the test! What the foop?!"

by thehoodedmongeese September 6, 2009

foop

A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Originated from television when swear words are bleeped out. Also used for people/persons who's name(s) has been surpressed in court.

You're a motherfoopin towel!
What the foop did you just do to my household insurance?!
The woman who allegedly raped the kitten was foop MCfoop.
Foop I shouldn't swear anymore.

by ravenhiss September 15, 2003

foop

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life, or at a specific thing. Someone who is often incoherent, and nonsensical.
2. A tool.
3. A thing that is useless beyond comprehension.

1. Teacher: Stacy, what is the square root of 16?
Stacy: Uh, 2?
Mark: Stacy, you are such a flippin' foop.

2. Plumber 1: Can I borrow your monkey wrench, Plumber 2?
Plumber 2: Sure thing.
Plumber 1: These nuts wont twist! This monkey wrench is such a foop.

by poodge July 11, 2008

Foop

the moment of uncertainty where you are not sure whether you need to poo or fart

Darren: oi do you need to use the toilet
Marvin: mate , I'm actually in a bit of foop.

by Cummi January 17, 2015