Foonman 

A foonman is a person who meets these three criterion: 21 or older, not going to school, and living with their parents. At the age of 21 the a foonman is known as a 3rd class foonman. At 25: second class. 30: 1st class, 40: master foonman, 50 on: senior master foonman. If the foonman continues to live with his parents until they die, he is then a purple heart foonman. There is a also a specialty class of person who moves back in with their parents with a spouse and kids. This is known as an all american foonman.

Person one: "Hey isn't that guy like 30 and still living with his parents"?
Person two: "Yeah, hes a foonman".

Foonman by Foonman July 19, 2010

Foosman 

A man who eats,sleeps,and drinks foosball.

You:"Yo what's up Foosman?"
Foosman:Your mom.

Foosman by Mattastic30 February 22, 2010

footman frenzy 

A spin-off from the popular Warcraft III game Footman Wars. It was created by HatoUp aka Fox^1 or TheBigGame. Frenzy features more hero use and many more items than the original. There are also many custom heroes used, such as the death sheep and Avalanche. Frenzy is now the most popular footman wars game on Battle.net.

Person 1:Dude, let's play some DotA!
Person 2:No way, loser. Let's play footman wars.
Person 3:No way, loser. We should play Footman Frenzy!

footman frenzy by Error January 20, 2007

footman 

A Pc -> Warcraft -> battle.net game

It actually has many versions, like footman GOD, footman armagedon, or even lotr footman. However the most popular one is footman frenzy. It also has an official site : www.nohunters.com (I dont know if linking is allowed.)

Lets play some footman man
footman sux
footman rulez

footman by Andronikos Sitaropoulos January 20, 2005

Foolmance 

An affair wherein one person seduces another person, at which point the seducer loses interest. The seduced party is reduced to playing the fool--hooked but rejected.

I thought Jabir and I had something real, but he's some sort of player, or has deep psychological issues. He chased me forever but when I showed interest, he acted like I was annoying him. I guess he wanted me to keep running... I. Can. So. Do. That. I had no idea in Hell this was a fucking Foolmance. Fool me once... player narcissist withholding personality confused

Foolmance by Andie Wise February 18, 2015

mr footman 

Quentin Tarantino. He has a foot fetish. For example, if you watch his movies there is always a scene or two focusing on feet, talking about it, and generally foot related scenes that really aren't needed.

Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish, and therefore is mr footman.

mr footman by m o t h October 24, 2020

foonani 

to hangout at a place for good food and hot females.

yo, you down for some foonani tonight.

foonani by tomstr February 4, 2012