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1.
Going down on a girl with hopes of reciprocation, when instead she says she is going to the bathroom and never comes back.
"Oh man, I was pretty sure a bj was in the cards with Jenny but it ended up being Fool's Gold."

"I put in my time but all I got was Fool's Gold."
by Moopers March 31, 2008
 
2.
The appearance of corn in your stool when you drop a deuce the day after eating said corn.
Dam Steve I didn't realize how much corn I ate at the BBQ yesterday. I pinched a loaf this morning and it was littered with fool's gold.
by Kazooo13 May 07, 2013
 
3.
A bowl of resin that is covered with kif in order to trick your friends.
My friend frowned as he realized that he was smoking fools gold.
by Bound to the flo October 27, 2009
 
4.
a man dressed up as a woman,(used as an adjective to thwart a horny unknowing male from hitting on a cross-dressing male)
Man 1:"Yo that bitch over there be flyyyy"
Man 2:"Yo brutha, slow your roll...that shit is some fool's gold over there."
by kevin t. April 12, 2003
 
5.
Urinating in your partner's asshole (can be done post-anal sex or just for kicks)
"I gave Charlene a wicked Fool's Gold last night, right after I blasted her ass."
by hotballz April 07, 2009
 
6.
an unexpected variation of the hot lunch; post-coital anal sex in which semen dribbles onto the chest of one's partner
mary went looking for fun but steve instead served up a hot dish of fools gold
by foolio-pc January 30, 2007
 
7.
A Forum Run by Aaron.
FG's server is running as slow as shit AS USUAL.
by jimbob jones August 14, 2003