Fonger

Any phallic item that resembles either a finger or a penis.

Tom: "Could you please hand me that fonger."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."

by The Grabulator August 20, 2006

Fonger

Someone thinks he/she is important (like co-founder), but actually just at the bottom of the food chain

She is a fonger.

by MichaelAtl November 25, 2008

Fonger

a person who rubs their cock on someones face

want me to fonger u

by pimpizzle October 10, 2003

Fonger

A person of the Orient

Those fongers sure do know how to make sushi!

by john j December 3, 2003

fonger

When fingers get to a certain size, either through fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.

Clare is skinny. She has nice delicate fingers.

John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.

by edgesync November 25, 2014

fonger

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

by spud June 1, 2003

Fonger

Someone who is cringey, mean, weird, bad, and overall terrible.

“You suck at playing racket ball”
“Hey, don’t be a FONGER!”

by lillyisthehashbrownman May 9, 2023