2 definitions by edgesync
When fingers get to a certain size, either through fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.
Clare is skinny. She has nice delicate fingers.
John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.
John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.
by edgesync November 25, 2014
After giving a girl a creampie, and in the post coitus scramble to not "spill", the girl uses some item of clothing or towel wrapped around her vagina, to hobble to the bathroom without making a mess.
Jane had a great time with John, but didn't want to mess her sheets. She fashioned a sex diaper out of John's tshirt. John was not happy.
by edgesync December 20, 2014