Fompen

To do some bangin.. like rogerring your lady friend... slipping your todger up her... rat up a drainpipe etc. Fompen is the verb of "fomp".

Man: Hey Lady,
Lady: Yeah?
Man: Im in the mood for some fompen
Lady: Let's fomp!

Man: I wanna fomp you in the butt
Lady: Im in the mood for fompen too!

Fompen by emmarhoids February 27, 2011

Fomper 

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

Fomper by Anonymous July 12, 2003

foment 

To promote the growth of; incite or provoke.

He was also arrested because he fomented the fight.

foment by shago May 19, 2006

Foempen 

Verb (Foemp, Foemps, have Foemoed)

Foempen is when a boy shits in a girl’s mouth and then he tamps it with his pielemuis.

Guy: Hey wanna come over and start foempen?
Girl: Yes please, Daddy.

Foempen by JustvosBestFoemper June 14, 2020

Fomper 

A person who imitates competition dancers. These people wear booty shorts, bedazzled bra tops and say "Work". They don't cheer on their friends when they have their solo, but cheer for other people. It is not always a good thing to be called a fomper, but sometimes it is. They don't actually dance in real competition dance, but they dream about it.

Did you see Gabby's bedazzled bra top?

Yes, she is such a fomper.

Fomper by Fomper4Life May 21, 2011

fomper 

A person who uses dating apps/sites to find partners for no-strings relationships, “friends with benefits” or casual sex.

He is such a fomper, out with a different girl every night!

fomper by Raider70 May 27, 2018

Foppenheim 

Foppenheim is a land filled with beauty, Asians, and prescription drug-lords who have been transformed into clowns with ears.

A magical reality created by the GREAT AND POWERFUL DAYNE'S FEET AND ESPECIALLY HIS MAGIC TOES which were stolen by the evil Fop-mermaid many centuries ago and she forced them with the bitings of the Fop-Fish to push the Trifop ship to a new land with which to establish her rulership as a God.

Since then the evil Fop-mermaid has died and her kind daughter is now our queen. On some lucky nights you may even have the opportunity, when you look out onto the sea, to witness the magestic Tripfop ship still jumping away from the Fop-Fish and a beautiful Camel carrying the toupees for all the county perching on the deck.

NATIONAL ANTHEM
ON THE HORIZON I SEE A CAMEL
A CAMEL OF TRUTH A CAMEL OF PRIDE
A CAMEL NAMED FOP. OF FOPPENHEIM.
AND HE HAD LUSTROUS TAIL FEATHERS.

ON HIS BACK A THOUSAND TOUPEES
PRETTY AS A SMILING DAYYYYNE
BUT NOBODY KNEW OF THE PAIIN IN HIS HEART
ON THE BONNIE BONNIE BANKS OF FOPPENHEIM!

"where yah from man?"
"Foppenheim baby!"
"oh... so you're asian then?"

Foppenheim by Kataro July 13, 2007